With high probability I am random.

Non-resident member of the club, who resides on flat Earth. Proof? The Earth is four-colorable, hence the Earth is planar.

I'm a second-year CS and Math major from Canada, aka. doriath.

Do you ever stare at your toaster and wonder, "why ducks?"

Lover of sustenance and theory.

Empirically shown to exhibit unbounded regret.

To be sure, I spend most of my time scrapping together physics psets with help from my peers—multiplicative weights, anyone?—and bashing my head against NullPointers. While many people make complex jokes that draw many novel connections between different topics, my humor is a lot planar.

A human being who believes the first part of Gödel's disjunction. A wonderer of life who carries her laptop for LaTeX.

I actually graduated last year so to be sure I *also* don't know why I'm still here. Though I am quite curious if you can include emoji in this description. 🤔💻👨 I guess I'll know if that worked once this goes on the website.

Third year CS and Math major and believer in the "so and so" optimality .

This margin is too narrow to contain the description of myself. (bad joke haha)

Fourth-year Math/CS student. Holds as the core tenet of modern civilization that all foods can be classified as soup, salad, and/or sandwich.

I can prove anything! Proof: I sometimes make mistakes. Apply ex falso sequitur quodlibet.

Hi! I am a fourth year EECS major, I spend more time with Bob and Alice than with my friends, and it's been suggested that Sipser stole his "Theory of Computation" from my fourth grade paper.

I do things, sometimes. I wish this were true more often.

Fourth year EECS student. wooohooo theory.

I have been hiding the polynomial time solution to three-SAT under my matress and no-one has noticed.

Third year EECS major. Would rather write proofs than a creative bio.

frontend web develooper busy force-pushing to master. math major who has infiltrated this club

The Jianbings in Berkeley cost $14 and I really wish they were cheaper, but the $5 BAMPFA movies kinda make up for it.

I was once the world’s youngest person, have more arms than average, and can guess the solutions to NP-complete problems with 50% probability. In my free time I can be found mountain biking, untangling qubits, playing cello, and replacing the tape in my Turing machine.

Looking for funding. With money, I'd start an NFT collection and buy game cosmetics. Outside of work, I like reading fantasy, playing poker, and attempting badminton.

Third year EECS undergraduate. The remainder of this description is left as an exercise to the reader.

Not the fastest algorithm in the books but will work hard to eventually solve your problems.